Happy Memorial Day

...to all my peeps in uniform & uniforms alike. Whether you are behind enemy lines, behind a screen doing cbt's, behind that crappy dust bunny blanket, or if youre like me with a past left behind. Not to 4get the ones behind a 6ft pile of dirt. I salute you my brothers in arms.

Ways to tell if your in a Unhealthy Relationship

 Only fools rush in. Before you go professing your love for your new interest, make sure it’s for the right reasons. Guys and gals alike get so psyched when we find someone special that we overlook some factors that could render the relationship unhealthy!

 It’s normal to look at the world through rose-colored glasses in the beginning stages of a relationship.  But don’t let the euphoria blind you from recognizing if your relationship is unhealthy. 
Playing nice and respecting your partner in any relationship should be a two-way street.  Here are some key ingredients for a healthy relationship.

Mutual respect. Does he or she respect your views and opinions?  Do they appreciate your take on things or do they criticize your ideas?  Do they keep plans or set communicate changes in plans?  Does your partner listen when you’re venting?  Do they consider your opinions or feelings?  Does he or she ask about your day and listen intently?  If you are uncomfortable with something, do they tease you or minimize your feelings?   These questions will help you tell if you are being respected and valued for who you are.

Trust. You’re boo sees you chatting it up with another guy or girl.   Do they completely lose their cool or keep walking because they know you’d never cheat on them? Jealousy gets the best of all of us at some time or another — it is a natural emotion. But how a person reacts when feeling jealous is what matters. There’s no way you can have a healthy relationship if you don’t trust one another.

Support. Is your partner front row at your basketball games or do they know the words to a song or poem that you’ve written?  Being supported by your significant other is a MAJOR factor in any relationship.  But it’s not just in good times that your boo should support you.  Some people are great at being there for the good times but have difficulty being there when times are rough.  In a healthy relationship, your significant other is there with a shoulder to cry on when you find out your grandmother passed away and to celebrate with you when you get the lead in a play.

Fairness/equality. You need to have give-and-take in your relationship, too. Do you find that you’re always the one making the trek to hang out with them?  Or that you always have to plan outings?  If so, that’s a sign that your relationship might be unhealthy.  Both participants should be putting in equal effort. 

Safety.  This could fall under the same category as respect.  But it deals more closely with respecting someone’s body and space.  Does your partner grab you or restrain you when you’re trying to walk away.  Does he or she strike, slap or grip you in an unwelcoming manner.  Your guessed it!  You’re relationship is NOT healthy and you need to get out of it.

If you’re relationship is suffering in 2 or more of these areas, you might need to reevaluate whether or not the relationship is healthy for you!  The thing to remember is this: when you remain in a situation that is unhealthy, you are only training yourself to accept unhealthy and counter productive relationships!  The longer you wait to get out of it, the harder it will be.

Tick tock...gun shot

Somewhat big day tomorrow. Im just handling my biz. My panoramic plans wait & wait...but that is the price of freedom.Until what I wait for syncs up, Imma keep going hard & absorbing the utter bullshit...just to turn it into something beautiful. 2 Break the cycle...I must become that martyr.
Its friday & Im kinda bored. I could stay up on tumblr or some shit & laugh my ass off but that would serve no real purpose. Im gonna watch my fave show later: The LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG FERGUSON.

I would watch a movie but nahh. Just to give this some more body, I was watching a recorded showing of The Steve Harvey Project show( which is so dope) & the question of the day was who was the one that got away for you? That one person you think about every now & then, that lost love, the one you say "what if...?". Well I dont get many comments on here but go ahead & tell me who that person is below if you want. Just go ahead & blow some steam. Its our lil secret ;-P The reason I brought that up doe is that it made me think of who, out of all my exes, would choose me?

Brings a Smile To My Face :-)

Sometimes I just think of everything & nothing.
I feel sometimes that I reach out to people in ways they never been reached upon before.
I'd like to say at the end of it all, that I reached out to all the people that allowed me to embrace them with a smile.
Even if they left me feeling rejected, I know from experience that hanging my head will make nothing change.
All the time Ive spent alone will only seem to last a split second if someone makes just a split second of my time seem like time spent alone.
I hope you got that.
To those I havent reached yet, Im ever filled with joy for the day we encounter. To those I have come in contact with, you should know what kind of friend you have in me.
All of this brings a smile on my face.
& it does ever so often when I am alone in the darkest depths, on a sunny day, ordering a sandwich, or in mid-conversation with the new comrade in the making. Of course each person is as unique as the next but I mean it sincerely.
I come on here & see all the traffic I get from all over the world & figure that...this life is worth the constant ebb & flow of pain & pleasure.

I wish I could remember the line Id like to quote from the marvelous misadventures of flapjack but it escapes me. I shall return with it someday & make it an unquotable.
Smooth Sailing.

She Is...

She is ever near
Ever far
Ever here
Ever there
I feel her breath
And hear her voice
But she is never here
Never mine
And I never hers
So I will ever wish her happiness
It is all that I ever want for others
And no one could ever be happy with me….

My Easter

I figured since I wasnt going to church, Id observe easter by not canoodling on my computer aka CPU. I hadnt been to church in awhile too so I didnt want to be like the common lead astray christian folk that come only on the holidays. Cuz I did get invited by some people but I just feel so remote now. I kinda like it. Anyways, I cooked some soulf food & watched basketball. The knicks got swept but it wasnt like I didnt expect them to put up a decent fight after seeing them lack luster. The lakers lost which is big cuz I loathe the lakers. I dozed off quite a bit & woke up to Sun Tzu’s the art of war on the history channel & they were just analyzing his methods. Dope shit. Uhm…watched something on jesus & something bout 40 days. Idk…but I def have some questions for my papa who is a pastor on one of the books that didnt make the bible. & i watched inside the vatican. all in all…i just learned stuff that normally people wouldnt care to know but at their own risk however.

 Oh yeah…watched a movie on cannabilism called “Grim Love”
 it wasnt what I thought it was but then since i watched like 45 mins…I stuck it out. LoL I thought it said kurt russell was in it but it was like kiera russell or some shit. It was a very sado-mas-auto erotica fueled movie. I wouldnt imagine the warped mind it takes for someone to get turned on by “being eaten” none the less for free LMAO but yea…I digress

Random Rant

I guess this will be my official random rant on shit that happens in a young macs life. Shit gets crazy, shit gets real. stay tuned. 



- Is it possible for a chick to be thick in the wrong places?

- I think Im sure that my favorite porn star is...Michelle Tucker. She cant suck a dick all that well but THAT ASS!!! SHIT!!! I need 2 find a clone of her somewhere.

- How low of a self -esteem do you need to post on facebook a whole album of pics dedicated to when you are "cute"? Now...aesthetically speaking coming from a real Mack like myself, this bitch is ugly. Uglier in person. I got shammed into meeting her. She ugly but she has a real nice pair of boobs. No lie. She knows it too. Thats bout it she has working for her but yeah...her pics dont hold a lick to the truth so "cute days"...eh. I dont think so.

- I always feel nostalgic when I see dirty cars with "wash me" along with funny graphics on them. My car is dirty though so Im just waiting to ride around with that fresh new dirt "paint job".

-Another thing I despise, besides a chick with low self-esteem, is the feeling of being powerless. I would like to do something about everything I find some sort of measure of care for. being unable to do something just puts me in an internal/external/eternal war.

- I been fucking with tumblr more lately. Dont ask me why. This is still my main blog however...tumblr is my side bitch until further notice. Dont you ever leave me BLOGGER! (while choking you out) I did that out of love.

- I have literally been listening to Amy Winehouse - Do me good for the past 3 days. I had recently discovered it & subconsciously felt I should catch up for the time lost. Thats a dope ass track. Id bang her too.

- Tell me why a longtime friend of mine hit me up asked me to hang with her as long as we keep it friendly? WTF?!? I done banged you into oblivion for the past 5 years (on/off) & you want me to restrain myself from possible pleasure? Spend money & time with yo ass like its the thing to do? Get the fuck outta here. Who do I look like boo-boo the foo? I mean shit pussy isnt everything but she is the kind of friend that makes no effort into making things work. She just wants. My time is valuable. If anything pussy should be all we have to talk about.  

- Cant go wrong with bachelor chow aka cereal. The simplest form of a good meal. Currently eating: Honey bunches of oats & Almonds ;-P

Spread that amethyst on your eyeballs

 

In a dark sky of amethyst
Where moonlight's pale and stars are kissed
A rose she blooms into poetry
In dreams of when and what could be

A fantasy, vision of love
Is calling her through skies above
His voice is kind, his words sublime
The softest song in tender rhyme

He is the night, she is the rose
He is the moon that lightly glows
He is romance, she is desire
The flame is lit, the spark of fire

As sunlight sweeps a brand new day
His words may fade, slowly away
But still she dreams of what could be
This rose that blooms in poetry

Oh

my

love.

It seems it is far more then
A queer pain around the heart
that can't be scratched.

all things fall apart & become attached.

Love is more then a four letter word
It's an elastic band of emotions
That bonds two hearts as one

cast out in the sky; The Moon & The Sun 

 

run

shes a runaway
running away in life
running away from the light
running away from the dark
running away from her heart
even when there is nowhere to go
you already know
shes on the move
move. look at the way she move
if i can stop her for one sec & tie myself up in her groove
this one time I saw her stop suddenly
but then the stoplight turned green
& I again witnessed her speed
whenever I see her running
I also simultaneously see her going…going…gone
I always notice shes always running away
cuz shes the one I want.






       I was feelin the moment. & this seemed appropriate. OMG! this crazy chick I just encountered...whew! I could elaborate this into a grade A poem but I like it like this.




          

My Altar

A weekend shared, sweet memory sublime;
It lingers in my consciousness, where I
Can now relive those moments over time
And taste again her precious love's reply.

To see her there, so innocent, demure;
The gift she proffered caused my heart to ache.
The soft pink-petalled flower, ever pure,
Was lain upon my altar, mine to take.

And as these pictures float throughout my mind,
The power of her love flows through my heart.
The visions of her beauty help me find
Such comfort in this female work of art.

Remembrance of the loveliness I see
Embodies all her precious love for me

  hahaha 50....like for real...Id slap her up too. idk...its her fun persona. YOWSKI!!!

The Cowboy Blues

As I walk down the alley, the rain pelts me lightly. "If I only knew that would be the last time I'd enjoy life with you, I would have done it differently." With a somber look on my face, I look up at the rain with the slight hope that it might wash away my sadness.

"Why do you have to go? Where are you going? What are going to do, just throw your life away like it was nothing? You're gonna carry that weight?"


"please. sing for me like that again. just like that

I can die right now, and it would be fine."

"It's all... a dream..."

"Yeah... just a dream...."


 "Its a dream no matter how far I go, I can never reach reality, trapped in a endless nightmare..."



Bang...
See you, Space cowboy

Pussy

 



Pussy Pussy Pussy

All I think about is pussy

Warm wet and inviting

How can I get me some pussy?

Plotting, scheming, thinking, dreaming…

All day long…about pussy

Pink, brown, apricot

That's code for strawberry, honey and white choco-lat

I like the last one a whole lot

Its all the same once im on top

Cookies. Sinking in deeper until she begs me to stop

Even then im reluctant to quit

Shit…u shoulda known who u was fuckn wit

I bet with my black snake I can make u moan

It's a countdown whn it cums to makin u cum

Picture me a MVP slugger. King of home runs

Shes goin...goin…gone

Everytime it's a derby ya heard me?
Declare that pussy mine and abide in my throne

Home.

Hold my position for moments at a time

Beholding the sight of her arching her spine

A slow retreat then fast and deep

Hitting that spot that makes her body weak

Im like a purchase that u don't ask to see the receipt

Sweet.

Watching her lips roll out trying to keep me in

Eager for that beaver, I greet pussy with a malevolent grin

4 pussy im a maniac. Iam crazy Yall!!!

Pussy is my asylum and I cant help but to bounce off in pussy's walls

If pussy could speak id ask it, "If it were goin my way?"

It be telling me sumthin while im doin sum pumpin

Obstructing what it may have to say

If pussy were a dish, I'd wish it would be vital for any buffet

Yippee-kie-yay

Then again I can be on some scorpio tip

Crawling across your body searching for a lip to kiss

And because its slippery when wet, id brake your back if I slip

But pussy…really though don't trip

OOooPs!!! Uh Oh Skeddios!!!

Imagine myself a private eye 00sexy displayed on my doe*

Stay armed with a magnum just in case pussy didn't know

Pussy is the culprit so I indeed I must aim and BANG

Watch yours eyes fade as u die slow

With me in between your thighs you meet your demise

What a way to go

Whoa!

So tight and juicy I don't know how much

Longer I can stay inside

This is becoming more alerting the longer u ride

If your dreaming then u aint creaming

Now there are juices all over and pussy is still steamin

U probably think im done but I aint shoot no semen

Pussy Pussy Pussy

So warm, wet, and inviting

Pussy is my thing and my thing is pussy

Id prefer it trimmed over bushy

Unless u have a day to spare, don't bother telling me its gushy

Don't push me pussy

Just pull me in

Once again my friend…lets begin

                         ***This is out the ole archive. Original in every way. I broke many a sweat writing this is all I remember. Of course pussy has lil to no value to me now. Or rather I should say that it doesnt control me...I control it. On 2 the nexXx 1.

                            

Senseless

I can smell you against my pillow
I can taste you on my lips
I can feel your warmth against my skin
I can hear your voice running through my head

I can see just how much you is what I love

I am no longer in control of my senses.

You possessed my very being.

So it would be senseless 

to throw what we have away

This feeling I get isn't so easy to rid

captured like the first moment

you grazed me with your presence

The essence of our soul's unite;
love's passionate rhapsody
plays joyful melodies
on our heart strings.

A cello from down below 

lay in my arms like a guitar

& if ever you should find yourself alone

let my heart play within you

& listen to it all the way home

I love you more than the next day
More than my last heartbeat
More than all the money in the world could pay
More than the last air I breathe

I want you to be with me through out my life.
I can't tell you why. I don't have an answer. 

I want you to be with me through out my life.
I will love you because I believe in you.
I want you to be with me through out my life.
I will love you because I believe in us.

its said that love conquers all

for you, I willingly fall

into the vast unknown

only knowing you is what I want to hold

from the dark & into the light

let this love take flight

let it reside up high in the sky

where I will kiss you goodnight every night.

               

                ***it feels good to be writing again. Im slowly coming back to form but bear with me. I dont live life...I attack that shit! Teeth & claws...so while there is so much to feel & write & shit, im too busy looking for the kill. Thats whats real. Keep on blastin my works in ya head doe. This is meThrowin up dat playboy bunny till nexXx tyme.

Music Spotlight : Chris Brown

 

Ok...this is somewhat going against my first instinct to use C. Breezy in this week's spotlight but this week in music was although jampacked, not so interesting to me. i must admire his work ethic doe. No front. This nigga was all over the news over that morning show incident, dyed his hair, club appearances, taking his shirt off, playing basketball wit fans, on 106th & park doing shit on 3 separate days. Straight pushin himself. He sold at least 1 billion (more so if he hadnt did all of this) more cd's doing this shit in my eyes but if it was planned his publicist is a genius if not, well all the same. Im not one to admitt I actually like his work. I didnt like him when he first came out. Like fo real. Partly cuz...ok I was hatin but it just wasnt kool to me. I just didnt care for him. his 1st album was wack, the 2nd was wack but wit a few hits, the third wasnt even known to exist & now he comes out with his 4th LP. Im sure his fan base took a huge hit with what that rihanna incident in which he k.o.'ed her. I mean she said he had a little dick, he went and got it fixed, & leaked pics of what his new needle dick (smartly before his release date). I bet thats why she dropped that restraining order...out of her curiosity. Like on some real shit. Cmon now! Anyways...here is my review of Chris Brown's "F.A.M.E."

    Chris Brown went through the gauntlet of the media circus to push his latest album "F.A.M.E." or forgive all my enemies. Pretty dope title +Creative points. Whats it with everybody these days? this album is full of disco techno reminiscent dance tracks. Anyways...you gotta give the people what they want. Listening to his lyrics, i can see the growth this dude has had. I guess even on the brink of going to jail, an artist's hardship can produce much better material. LoL This album has 16-17 tracks too. He put out music! I can respect that. CD's nowadays...well you would be lucky to see 10 songs on a CD. I actually enjoyed the album. Im not sure if he writes his music at all but the chris brown he used to be that I hated is not this man. He has a collab with the pop sensation justin Bieber. Smart move. What do you do to get girls to scream over you? Get another guy on a track that girls scream for. WTF!!! I find myself liking most songs on this damn album! This is a shame. But the songs of note 2 me are "say it with me", "next to you", "paper scissors rock", & "wet the bed". I must say some of this shit sounds the same (i.e. say it wit me & on my love & more). I must that good r&b goes a long way. Aite so to rate this album... 4 licks outta 5. Better than I expected. Possibly being generous.


If you havent heard or bought the album, it has your fave Mac's consent to do so. To the ladies...just try keeping your panties on.




                                  CHRIS BROWN - "F.A.M.E."

1.	Deuces
2.	Up To You
3.	No Bullshit
4.	Look At Me Now
5.	She Ain't You
6.	Say It With Me
7.	Yeah 3x
8.	Next 2 You
9.	All Back
10.	Wet The Bed
11.	Oh My Love
12.	Should've Kissed You
13.	Beautiful People
14.	Bomb
15.	Love Them Girls
16.	Paper, Scissors, Rock
17.	Beg For It
18.	Champion

HAHAHA this shit is funny 2 me

UnQuotable

He who smiles all the time, is the most vicious

Overboard

Man Overboard

Drowning in a sea of my sorrow
wishing I had wings or some to borrow
My mind slowly clearing its contents right before me
I can see the times that made me become to what Ive come to be

I can see the sun off in the distance
changing shades like the state of my existence.
The most beautiful thing I know
is the last thing I want to let go.
submerged  into this world of the unknown
I find a place to call my home; alone.
if there was a time to smile, for sure it would be now
letting go of everything. Whats usually a monkey on the back in my case is a cow.

Everything is everything. Nothing can save me
as I drift downward in this deep blue sea
A school of fish swimming in a tornado of scales and gills fills the dark pools of my eyes
a vision so brilliant, so vivid, so pulchritudinous...it could make a man underwater cry

a large river of shadows consume me as if I had an acquired taste
like an octopuses tentacles, the darkness pulls me into its embrace.
I can no longer hear my heartbeat
& feel the warmth of blood rushing through my hands
all sound has gone but a constant wave of ambiance

I cant feel feelings. I no longer know if I am alive
acquiesce to the idea of trying to survive.


 Up till this point that is going against everything I know
the instinct of never letting up & even when I do, I dont.



just what am I? who am I?


This feels like the end!
but I felt this way yesterday

...& here I am again.

...overboard...

Random Thought

Ok...I was just letting my mind freely think to try to fall asleep. Its a lil method I use & its almost like a prelude to dreaming because my subconscious is all in drive mode. Here are some random thoughts straight from the nether region I stumbled upon:

  - Scary spice: Just how and why is she scary? Cuz shes black? I mean her personality wasnt scary. Damn those british. She was just loud and crazy which turned out to be sexy especially as the years progressed. Id fuck the shit out Mel B.

  - How can so many pizza places/ restaurants taste different? Like how is it that dominos pizza is all herby and good yet a lil more pricy but Lil Ceaser's tastes all like low grade cheese and rubber if you leave it out for awhile. I hella just answered my own thought but whatever!

  - The life of whales...like there is an animal that is just doing the worm in the water!!! thats how it swims! Its weird because I dont know...Its hella big and it can swim fast and I would like to be a whale for a year.

 - How much I am slightly hooked on this Jersey Shore show. My main squeeze k0rND0g got me watching this shit and I kinda like it. Its like a show or story that keeps you drawn by always promising something else you can predict and cant predict. I am kinda very late to start watching this show but luckily MTV doesnt play music, as it suggests, & plays nonstop marathons of it. Fist pump!

 - I want to do my own show. Like all on youtube and shit but I dont want to use my cpu's camera. its too stationary. I need a camcorder you feel me. So the viewer can get the full flooded experience wit cha boy Emac The Great. I got a lot of ideas and inspiration from a lot of these clowns with they own web shows. Im like I can do that. Cant wait for my nuts to go viral baby!!!

 - History is always repeating itself. I want to kill history in my dream I am about to have. I will go back in time and assassinate everybody of a renowned existence. Then go back to the present to see the results. My life is a movie...got get you a copy.

WTF#2!!!

Ok...heres some more bullshit for you. If you read the original outburst of an exploitive then you are up to speed and this pretty much picks up where this skeezoid left off.


 Actually...to save time, go read/re-read the other post titled "WTF!!!" to save me time explaining.

 Here is the latest and greatest thirsty guy fly trapper so to speak. She clearly says she "wants to have sex in the rain". Like who the fuck doesnt!?!!? Especially with yo fine ass. Women that attract way too much attention to themselves are pathetic to me. its like shit u know u fucking sexy as hell...why put people through this? Why? Does your day need to be made like a bed everyday? Im not that mad at her in a sense that we good looking folk shouldnt hate on each other but rather its like beyond that now. Its almost like looking at someone with a tattoo that reads "I have AIDS" on there face made out of sprinkles on top of an ice cream cone. BURRRR!!!!

 Here is what I wanted to say but couldnt since I am not that special of a random friend to this hefferella. & for that, I shall troll! "the rain huh? Imma bring the thunda to yo lightning claps"

Yea. It didnt go through but I had fun. This lady never ceases to amaze.
Here is a lil of what I see...

Kharaya CoCo Jackson

I wanna have sex in the rain!

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    Kennon Beaird Jr. Me toooo

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    Andrew Martinez What if starts 2 hail??

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    Dre Hawg Rite nw

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    Dre Hawg Cum on im bout to cum get u rite nw then feed u a kit kat

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    Vernon Moorer I've always wanted to do that on top of my Tahoe. That's pretty erotic.

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    Kirsten Kinard Nicca u just want sex u freak

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    Reginald Milligan I stead of sex lets make love in the rain

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    Rio RiddicuLuss Sound like a quick way to get sick at tha same time it well b somthin to remember

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    Quentin Lewis LMAO

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    Vernon Moorer If Janet Jackson could do it so you can you baby girl. Go head and get your groove on. :)

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    'Renee Mouton Me tooo....lol

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    Demont Stockdale where at & what time coco hit me!

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    Jevani Blount Then do it nigga! But with yo weak immune system that might not be a good idea

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    Quincy Da'Rap Hashshashin ‎*Drip-Drip*

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    Eddie Ray McCray Imma bring the thunder to yo lightning claps

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My Blog's Direction

If you are new or a regular weeble wobble peeping upon my blog (technically everybody and there mother has been since I have no followers) I would like to pretty much give a brief synopsis of what I am bringing to you, alas the viewer.

 So this blog pretty much is a reflection of my personality projected into bits and bytes formatted into view via led or plasma thingys on your computer. If you dont know which one you have, its ok. Dont fret about it.Cuz everybody must pay for yo boy Emac in 3-D/HD/Super Eyes On Crack Vision.

 I am a pretty cool suave guy. As you can see in some posts I have done(go take a looksy). So I want to portray my wide variety taste in things. Not just regular things any retard with a glow stick could imagine but the far out of mind nonsense that causes you to question everything in existence. My tribunal "Matrix" if you will.

So the things i am into shouldnt be so hard to imagine since Im a pretty sophisticated intelligent worldly guy that enjoys the simple things in life which can be anything from a great movie, food, art, women, music, sex, relationships, animals, video games, gadgets, more women & sports. 

 Evidence thus far has proven my case. There are other weird out of the ordinary fascinating things that catch my eye that i will share with you, the viewer,  because thats just what I do to regular lil people out there. Its hard being Great. But I gladly shoulder the burden than be a regular joe the plumber.Not that theres anything wrong wit it, its just i have a higher calling daaaaawwwwwwg.

Will you be there when I run for president? I think you will. This country deserves a leader who can appreciate a pair of big butt cheeks & know what to do with em. Thats right. Spread the word.

             Live long and prosper viewers. & come back too...they always come back.

Have you ever...

 Met a lesbian and ended up fucking her anyway?

 Saw a person in need and pretended you aint see them?

 Noticed you were the only customer in a store & realized you can get some extra for free.99?

 Took a dump at a date's place and clogged the toilet?

 Been hated on by yo own people/ a sell out when you were largely outnumbered?

 Gotten any form of hard/wetness watching that white people super hardcore porn?

 Had sex in the rain?

 Successfully performed the "cripplers crossface" in an actual fight?
R.I.P. Chris Benoit