I guess this will be my official random rant on shit that happens in a young macs life. Shit gets crazy, shit gets real. stay tuned.
- Is it possible for a chick to be thick in the wrong places?
- I think Im sure that my favorite porn star is...Michelle Tucker. She cant suck a dick all that well but THAT ASS!!! SHIT!!! I need 2 find a clone of her somewhere.
- How low of a self -esteem do you need to post on facebook a whole album of pics dedicated to when you are "cute"? Now...aesthetically speaking coming from a real Mack like myself, this bitch is ugly. Uglier in person. I got shammed into meeting her. She ugly but she has a real nice pair of boobs. No lie. She knows it too. Thats bout it she has working for her but yeah...her pics dont hold a lick to the truth so "cute days"...eh. I dont think so.
- I always feel nostalgic when I see dirty cars with "wash me" along with funny graphics on them. My car is dirty though so Im just waiting to ride around with that fresh new dirt "paint job".
-Another thing I despise, besides a chick with low self-esteem, is the feeling of being powerless. I would like to do something about everything I find some sort of measure of care for. being unable to do something just puts me in an internal/external/eternal war.
- I been fucking with tumblr more lately. Dont ask me why. This is still my main blog however...tumblr is my side bitch until further notice. Dont you ever leave me BLOGGER! (while choking you out) I did that out of love.
- I have literally been listening to Amy Winehouse - Do me good for the past 3 days. I had recently discovered it & subconsciously felt I should catch up for the time lost. Thats a dope ass track. Id bang her too.
- Tell me why a longtime friend of mine hit me up asked me to hang with her as long as we keep it friendly? WTF?!? I done banged you into oblivion for the past 5 years (on/off) & you want me to restrain myself from possible pleasure? Spend money & time with yo ass like its the thing to do? Get the fuck outta here. Who do I look like boo-boo the foo? I mean shit pussy isnt everything but she is the kind of friend that makes no effort into making things work. She just wants. My time is valuable. If anything pussy should be all we have to talk about.
- Cant go wrong with bachelor chow aka cereal. The simplest form of a good meal. Currently eating: Honey bunches of oats & Almonds ;-P
A Sip of the Holy Grail
- E.T.G.
- "...& then the clouds parted and riding down a stray beam of light in the land of pure darkness twas the one & only, who is braver than a hundred lions, wiser than a thousand goats, a mac in a million times a million...EMAC The Great." That was mentioned by some guy from a crowd when I was born...in my dreams. See...now you've come to understand just why I'm already cooler than you. In any case, I bring upon you the RAGE! & Reign of Great Music, Great Women, Great Art & Great Laughs. May you suffer the inevitable in peace.
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