1. No Wave Jacking: Thou shall not partake in felonious wave jacking. When you see another man having success in a certain endeavor by utilizing the unique skills God gave him personally, you’re violating if you copy and paste his swidag onto your life’s untitled document. This goes for dressing as well. That whole Polo from head to toe shit is beyond corny. Don’t get me wrong, Polo as a staff and clothing line is crafty, but the sheep faggots who walk around covered in it certainly suffer from craft deprivation. Embrace and be one with YOUR OWN craft and individuality. There are several different variations of craft and one must learn to find theirs and capitalize off of it. The cliche phrase *"Imitation is the best form of flattery"* proves to be true in many instances, but imitation certainly isn't ANY form of craftsmanship. Individuality is key although REACHING for it is not crafty. Don't be afraid to be yourself. God made YOU, so why disrespect him by trying to be someone else? *#ThatsNotCrafty*
2. Never Allow An Ugly Chick To Disagree With You: fam, if you’re having a debate about anything from hip-hop to which spot has the best fries..do not..I repeat, *DO NOT* allow some coffee cake face chick to disagree withyour opinion. They only prevent optical prosperity and ruin appetites, why should you allow them to speak out against your preferences? Ask yourself this, would you take advice from some chick who reminds you of cold fries and dreams deferred? Or better yet, how many times have you felt good after you received your fast food from some Roger Klotz face chick in the drive-thru? Smh. My point is this, ugly hoes don’t have a say so..period. Holiday coming up and you don’t know what to get her ugly ass? ‘Get’ her “the fuck outta here“, the “immediately” edition. You’re welcome.
3. Be self motivated and possess ambition and diligence: Some people mistake the confidence of a craftsman for arrogance, and in result, scrutinize those of immense craft in search of flaws. However, the crafty never claimed to be flawless, we just possess the skill and drive to surmount obstacles that others may succumb too. Those under the influence of craft are never afraid to fail or take chances. We are destined to flourish with prosperity therefore can never be scared to be great.
4. No Tricking: a true craftsman possesses an unparalleled aura so that offering money in exchange for sexual favors from a honey is uncivilized as well as beneath him. This is not to be confused with doing things for female friends that a real nigga would do. For example, if you have a lady craft who’s good money in your book and your intent is not to penetrate her, buying things such as food, gas, or even a gift on certain occasions is *NOT* tricking. A real man, namely a craftsman, extends courtesy to those in his immediate circle regardless of gender. Tricking, by definition, is offering money to a woman for the sole purpose of having sex because your aura alone couldn’t close the deal. Tricking is an exact result of craft deprivation, I wish you all well.
5. Loyalty is royalty: It is vital that you support those who support you. This is without a doubt the most important commandment of craft life. Without this particular aspect of craftsmanship, your state of craft is extremely suspect and will be under surveillance. Craft will always recognize craft and if you display any form of disloyal activity you go *#FromCraftToTrash*. Honor and integrity set craftsman and lady crafts far apart from the peasants and suckers. Our paths will never coincide with theirs. *All craft shall prevail. *
6. Never look your barber in the eye while you’re getting a shapeup: My niggas, smh..this rule should be one that is already understood, but I understand some of you don’t possess the skill set of a craftsman so we’re here to help. There are *FEW* things that makes a true craftsman achieve the illustrious Bruce Leroy glow level of flair & charisma like a fresh cut. Once your barber, who is a craftsman in his own right, finishes sculpting your cut and reaches the vital stage of the lineup, do not…I repeat *DO NOT*stare into the windows of your barbers soul as he crafts the final stages of your cut. True craftsmen are not staring into the twinkle sitting ever so gently in another man’s eyes, no..they enter a euphoric state with both eyes closed as the cut nears end because they’re thinking of how the public is about to be blessed with such a remarkable sight.
7. Preserve and be careful with the craftsmanship: Be sure to keep craft knowledge to self if you are amongst those that are undeserving of such a revelation. It is up to you and your judgement to determine whose is worthy of enlightenment, choose wisely. For instance, after engaging in tantalizing intercourse with a female whom is significant to you, you must gently whisper *"Crafter life til the afterlife"* 3 consecutive times in her ear, all while simultaneously caressing her cheeks. This solidifies that craftsmanship has been successfully bestowed upon her. In laymans terms, she has now been *"crafted".* You may then pronounce her "Lady Craft", she'll never be the same. She will gain many of the same attributes you possess and complement your aura.
8. Never hate or spread negativity: In a world where negativity spreads faster than a more positive act, it’s easy for the weak minded peasants to spew hate as if it will in turn bring good fortune and blessing upon them. True craftsmen and lady crafts are always inspired by the success of others and never allow envy, jealousy, or hate to fill their heart. It is vital on the road to becoming crafty and maintaining a craft lifestyle that you never let yourself fall victim to the crabs in a bucket way of thinking. Instead, look at your fellow man/woman as motivation and adopt the mindset that says “if I win, then WE win”..this way you’ll always aspire for greatness with hopes that your positive energy will enlighten and uplift others to such levels of craft.
9. A craftsman makes sure they are always presentable: Your threads should be crafty but you must be leer with more than just the gear. *"A man makes the clothes, clothes don't make the man".* A monumental aura must be present or else your apparel, no matter how craft it may be, is voided. How many times have we encountered a person with flashy attire yet they are a complete corn that possesses little to no craft? As long as you keep yourself presentable enough to keep your head high without shame you can declare yourself crafty. Although its not a necessity, all craftsman/lady crafts strive to graduate from "leer" to "flair" with the gear. Progress is always encouraged amongst those of craft influenced lives. And oh yeah .. no variation of any fucking braids will be permitted or tolerated in the league of Craftsmanship. As dope as Pusha T is (see top of the site) this includes him as well. Cut them fucking braids off b. In the end you will repent and thank the craft gods for this!
10. NEVER BE A YES MAN: Nigga had to use the Kanye caps to show the intensity and conviction. This is maybe the most important commandment, because it is a rule not too often followed, sadly. A craftsman will not allow himself to associate with such invertebrate people who agree with each and every decision being made by their peers while never objecting or giving the truth about what ramifications could come along with their actions. If you truly care about your peoples, you’ll tell them what they don’t wanna hear, which is the truth. Most people wanna feel as though they’re always right, and with sheep hanging around allowing them to foolishly make decisions, it’s a case of the blind leading the blind. Bottom line is, if you have as much love for ya fam as you claim then keep it brutally honest as a true craftsman should, they’ll thank you for it in the end.
Found this on Nerds blog. Sum real deep Mac shit that Im wit.
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