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10 Steps to Perfect The Mac Craft

1. No Wave Jacking: Thou shall not partake in felonious wave jacking. When you see another man having success in a certain endeavor by utilizing the unique skills God gave him personally, you’re violating if you copy and paste his swidag onto your life’s untitled document. This goes for dressing as well. That whole Polo from head to toe shit is beyond corny. Don’t get me wrong, Polo as a staff and clothing line is crafty, but the sheep faggots who walk around covered in it certainly suffer from craft deprivation. Embrace and be one with YOUR OWN craft and individuality. There are several different variations of craft and one must learn to find theirs and capitalize off of it. The cliche phrase *"Imitation is the best form of flattery"* proves to be true in many instances, but imitation certainly isn't ANY form of craftsmanship. Individuality is key although REACHING for it is not crafty. Don't be afraid to be yourself. God made YOU, so why disrespect him by trying to be someone else? *#ThatsNotCrafty*

2. Never Allow An Ugly Chick To Disagree With You: fam, if you’re having a debate about anything from hip-hop to which spot has the best fries..do not..I repeat, *DO NOT* allow some coffee cake face chick to disagree withyour opinion. They only prevent optical prosperity and ruin appetites, why should you allow them to speak out against your preferences? Ask yourself this, would you take advice from some chick who reminds you of cold fries and dreams deferred? Or better yet, how many times have you felt good after you received your fast food from some Roger Klotz face chick in the drive-thru? Smh. My point is this, ugly hoes don’t have a say so..period. Holiday coming up and you don’t know what to get her ugly ass? ‘Get’ her “the fuck outta here“, the “immediately” edition. You’re welcome.

3. Be self motivated and possess ambition and diligence: Some people mistake the confidence of a craftsman for arrogance, and in result, scrutinize those of immense craft in search of flaws. However, the crafty never claimed to be flawless, we just possess the skill and drive to surmount obstacles that others may succumb too. Those under the influence of craft are never afraid to fail or take chances. We are destined to flourish with prosperity therefore can never be scared to be great.

4. No Tricking: a true craftsman possesses an unparalleled aura so that offering money in exchange for sexual favors from a honey is uncivilized as well as beneath him. This is not to be confused with doing things for female friends that a real nigga would do. For example, if you have a lady craft who’s good money in your book and your intent is not to penetrate her, buying things such as food, gas, or even a gift on certain occasions is *NOT* tricking. A real man, namely a craftsman, extends courtesy to those in his immediate circle regardless of gender. Tricking, by definition, is offering money to a woman for the sole purpose of having sex because your aura alone couldn’t close the deal. Tricking is an exact result of craft deprivation, I wish you all well.

5. Loyalty is royalty: It is vital that you support those who support you. This is without a doubt the most important commandment of craft life. Without this particular aspect of craftsmanship, your state of craft is extremely suspect and will be under surveillance. Craft will always recognize craft and if you display any form of disloyal activity you go *#FromCraftToTrash*. Honor and integrity set craftsman and lady crafts far apart from the peasants and suckers. Our paths will never coincide with theirs. *All craft shall prevail. *

6. Never look your barber in the eye while you’re getting a shapeup: My niggas, smh..this rule should be one that is already understood, but I understand some of you don’t possess the skill set of a craftsman so we’re here to help. There are *FEW* things that makes a true craftsman achieve the illustrious Bruce Leroy glow level of flair & charisma like a fresh cut. Once your barber, who is a craftsman in his own right, finishes sculpting your cut and reaches the vital stage of the lineup, do not…I repeat *DO NOT*stare into the windows of your barbers soul as he crafts the final stages of your cut. True craftsmen are not staring into the twinkle sitting ever so gently in another man’s eyes, no..they enter a euphoric state with both eyes closed as the cut nears end because they’re thinking of how the public is about to be blessed with such a remarkable sight.

7. Preserve and be careful with the craftsmanship: Be sure to keep craft knowledge to self if you are amongst those that are undeserving of such a revelation. It is up to you and your judgement to determine whose is worthy of enlightenment, choose wisely. For instance, after engaging in tantalizing intercourse with a female whom is significant to you, you must gently whisper *"Crafter life til the afterlife"* 3 consecutive times in her ear, all while simultaneously caressing her cheeks. This solidifies that craftsmanship has been successfully bestowed upon her. In laymans terms, she has now been *"crafted".* You may then pronounce her "Lady Craft", she'll never be the same. She will gain many of the same attributes you possess and complement your aura.

8. Never hate or spread negativity: In a world where negativity spreads faster than a more positive act, it’s easy for the weak minded peasants to spew hate as if it will in turn bring good fortune and blessing upon them. True craftsmen and lady crafts are always inspired by the success of others and never allow envy, jealousy, or hate to fill their heart. It is vital on the road to becoming crafty and maintaining a craft lifestyle that you never let yourself fall victim to the crabs in a bucket way of thinking. Instead, look at your fellow man/woman as motivation and adopt the mindset that says “if I win, then WE win”..this way you’ll always aspire for greatness with hopes that your positive energy will enlighten and uplift others to such levels of craft.

9. A craftsman makes sure they are always presentable: Your threads should be crafty but you must be leer with more than just the gear. *"A man makes the clothes, clothes don't make the man".* A monumental aura must be present or else your apparel, no matter how craft it may be, is voided. How many times have we encountered a person with flashy attire yet they are a complete corn that possesses little to no craft? As long as you keep yourself presentable enough to keep your head high without shame you can declare yourself crafty. Although its not a necessity, all craftsman/lady crafts strive to graduate from "leer" to "flair" with the gear. Progress is always encouraged amongst those of craft influenced lives. And oh yeah .. no variation of any fucking braids will be permitted or tolerated in the league of Craftsmanship. As dope as Pusha T is (see top of the site) this includes him as well. Cut them fucking braids off b. In the end you will repent and thank the craft gods for this!

10. NEVER BE A YES MAN: Nigga had to use the Kanye caps to show the intensity and conviction. This is maybe the most important commandment, because it is a rule not too often followed, sadly. A craftsman will not allow himself to associate with such invertebrate people who agree with each and every decision being made by their peers while never objecting or giving the truth about what ramifications could come along with their actions. If you truly care about your peoples, you’ll tell them what they don’t wanna hear, which is the truth. Most people wanna feel as though they’re always right, and with sheep hanging around allowing them to foolishly make decisions, it’s a case of the blind leading the blind. Bottom line is, if you have as much love for ya fam as you claim then keep it brutally honest as a true craftsman should, they’ll thank you for it in the end.

Found this on  Nerds blog. Sum real deep Mac shit that Im wit.

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AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME!!

She Asked Me Why Do I Care

If it werent for somebody like you to care for
someone I could uplift that would willing chain me to them

to pull me out of the darkness
the darkest of depths
the black fiery pit of which I have come to know
I only yearn to be close to angels
but in this place, I can see none
I can hear, touch nor 

Angels are in a sense created whichever way you look at it
perhaps I have the strength to do so

I willingly sacrifice the lil purity I have
stored inside me
just to push forth this project into fruition
to douse you. Purify you. Raise you up

At any cost, its people like you
that give me hope in this dark fire
hope I wont have to be here for much long
hope I wont be consumed
or transformed
               saving you would save me


the emptiness is bearable
being alone is bearable
this pain...is nutritional to my soul
driving my every move.
nothing to lose but myself.
amidst the flames is as noble as it can get

I am nothing more than a shining knight
shrouded in darkness
burning alone
chained to a Angel
that when starts to fly
so shall I.

Poor Huemul :(

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Poke Fever

What She Told me Bout Me

I am branded perfect.
But it is imperfections
that make me feel alive.
a fantasy
these are reoccurring figments
of ones imagination.
an escape from the real.
military occupation of my world
operation freedom of the mind
a reminder of whats a dream
in a empty heart beat.

Perfection is a habit
shrouded in the dark recesses
of my reality
that can be seen clear as daylight.

Yet you are not real.
You cant be real.
The magnetic pulses I get when I touch You
is nothing but stray static electricity.
I have to go back
to Reality.

4 yr old super star moving like berney

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Men In Black=SLAPPER

An Awkward Moment

The Moon

The moon is so full & so beautiful tonight that it is just ever so inspiring. I want to write about it.Its been rather blustery and stormy weather lately and the moon stuck it out to make its appearance in full bloom. While there is still clouds amidst, the light it shows casts a halo that is a perfect replication but only bigger like a shadow. & just outside that halo in its effervescence is a rainbow. A rainbow at night shown hazily through foggy clouds. It beckons any onlooker to want it. To touch it, evoking a deep yearning. In my mind I wish to simply fly straight up directly to it. Like a insect to a light, I cant help marvel at it. I look at it only to look harder, to look for details upon its rocky face. Someone or something much more that meets the eye like a someone or a something like me. Alone...a light in the dark...an opposition to which I feel so compelled to. Such ebb and flow

What Made Today Special...

Sooooo....besides walking around amidst a storm full of rain & high winds, I had a lil chat with this guy who works with veterans on the phone of whom I wish to also receive those uhm...sorry. My vast vocab has been quite insipid lately. I guess he has some benefits I can benefit from. Anyways, I braved the storm just call him at this place I go to that is like 2 miles away. He asked me a couple questions and the odd thing was that he asked me the same questions once before. But there was this one new question which I knew was new because it caught me off guard. He asked me if I had a family. I definitely blanked out. I was totally put off but i hesitantly responded with "kinda sorda". This brought him to a heavy chuckle. I laughed with him from either embarrassment of being uncertain or just because it was actually funny. Anyways...the rest of the conversation was just more questions and me scheduling a meeting with the guy. He teaches veterans how to drive trucks...I mean like real trucks. 18 wheelers & what not. I figured since I am a veteran & it would be free for me to do this, why the hell not? (im sure that answered a few questions you had from above) I pride myself on the many things I can do. I am pretty much if not great at everything, then very efficient at them. LoL A jack of all trades is what they call them. The whole family thing was like "do I really have a family?" I mean of course I have a dad, mom, sis, brothers, & even a daughter but I live all over the place. i am constantly rebuilding from scratch wherever I venture off to & I usually remain alone. I only wish to change this for my daughter's, Eva, sake. I don't feel the least bit close to anybody though. That went through my mind at the speed of a microprocessor  when the guy asked me on the phone. I then produced some lag. Anyways...that's what made today special in its little reminiscent way. 

Vixens #1

This is just a handful of sum lovely ladies showing the good bits of what they got. Keri hit me wit da pic lol personally & shit...I kinda have a thing for Sarah Palin.

A Drip Drop of EMAC Wisdom

This is just me thinking while I read this manga...inspired me to drop a line

         ------------ If you long for one thing long enough, you will miss other things along the way
                     thats just how it is....
                                                         that is life---------------

Sisqo - Thong Song

Song for the day: Maxwell | Stop The World

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DORA THE EXPLORE: UPDATE

Favorite Shows #1

The Ricky Gervais Show.       

           This show is just what I like to see. Although it is animated, it practically realistic since the show revolves around the comedian, Ricky Gervais, and his morning radio talk show with his two pals in england. One happens to be a snooty writer, Steven Merchant and Karl Pilkington who is a producer I think of some kind. Karl is pretty much a illogical man child that ricky and steven poke fun at for a given amount of time. No matter how bizarre, weird, or ambiguous Karl's mind is, the way it gets interpreted is where the comedy derives from along a cool british accent they all share. I downloaded the whole 1st season and the 2nd season is like 4 or 5 episodes in. If you havent watched it yet, I suggest you do from the beginning. Let the Good Times roll. Here is a short clip just to give you an idea. .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGIQcS9TGCw

Valentines Emac style

"aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww yeah
             its ya boy Emac...on a 2011 tip...bout to break you off sumthin a lil funky
       fellas grab ya ladies...make her feel all sexy and whatnot
         im goin in like you like it...dont deny it
  Dj drop da beat....lets do it "

                                   Hold my hand Baby
                          Don't be afraid of my touch
                      kiss me whenever you get the strength in your lips
                       squeeze me tight like you're never gonna get another chance to

                        Tell me you love me in a thousand ways
                           and yet with not a word being said
                               Bring me into your secret world
                                  and I'll make you my only girl

                          I'll place my heart in the palm of your hands
                         as long as you'll remain my best friend
                          I'll dedicate the hands of time to you and only you
                         as long as you remain honest and true

I can smell you against my pillow
I can taste you on my lips
I can feel your warmth against my skin
I can hear your voice running through my head
I can see you all over my destiny
You're all over my five senses
I hope you know that you makes me happy

             "& thats how imma do it...Emac style...slappn dat booty down like a bad weave since day 1...aaaaawwww yea..."

A lil Kick...

Im kinda bored. At this time i am watching the news, IM'n sum random chick with intention to do evil, thinkn bout nothin in particular. I took a long ass nap today. Feels weird but I was so tired from waking up for this stupid appointment that proved to be fruitless. I made it up in my mind that I would ring out my mental anguish in a poem. So I dont have much of an idea but imma just spit a lil bit just cuz i am a man of my word...even if it is my inner voices aspirations.

                               
                                               "?"

              
                         How does it feel to be the illness?
     how does it feel to be the disease?    
                        the lights are low and you just wallowing in stillness
               everything else has yet to put you at ease
          
                        You smile but your eyes
                    your eyes tell a different story
         in this moment, we can soak in the truth and cast out the lies
          to get you to believe would be the feat of such glory

                Weve come a long way from alone to together
              the past is dark, cold, and dull
                 I only remember the pain when it rains. oddly my fave weather
               stand on your toes with no legs to pull

              
               






                     

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Meeting women on the internet

Have you ever ventured onto the plateau of digital dating yet? Odds are you have at least dabbled...unless u r amish in which in that case you really wouldnt be reading this. I have been attempting to get that digital piece of tail 4 as lobg as i can remember. Its a whole different playground. Not like the regular meet & greet but more of a surveillance and pounce. You see what you like and you attempt to pursue thru various tactics that all revolve around tickling each others imagination. Then the somewhat dreaded 1st time you meet; its almost as if you set yourself up on a blind date. behind a computer, you can be as anonymous as you want to be but in reality you can be ugly as shit! OMG I have been fooled b4 and i will tell ya bout it in segments. I recently had an exceptionally good encounter wit a girl I met nowhere else except on the internet (cuz i got it like that) & it had me thinkn of all the busts and bustees ya feel me!?  This whole post is a prelude to it all. Here is some pics to sum up blind dates and internet dating good or bad.

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Asian E-40

I am from the bay area in ca (oakland 2 be exact) So....when somebody thinks they can do a great E-40 impression, we think no big deal. Cuz more than likely we all talk like that dude! Thats just how we do out here. Pumping out slang is our thing & sure enough it trickles across the continent. But this dude does a pretty good job wit his take on the 40 water. http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhL3CXcypmKA36xwt9

Random Pic$ Galore #1

Feb is here

This month is brilliant. besides being a whole month dedicated to african americans in this country, if you do the math, 9 months from now all those who are born would bear the scorpio sign astrologically. I myself fall under the same stars. But I have always wondered just what day was I conceived. Of course signs would point to the already lovers landmark that chocolate, candy, flowers, and card companies thrive on: Valentines Day. It arrives every year like any other holiday but it is unlike any other holiday. It requires you to romantically involve yourself with another. This concept, to me, is a little stupid since scorpios wouldnt have it any other way any given day to be romantic and blah-d-blah. Here is some scorpio traits I dug up in jpeg mode.