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"Chasing Clouds" by Marsha Ambrosius Late Nights and Early Mornings

Music Spotlight : Marsha Ambrosius

I have been waiting & waiting & waiting....

                             & waiting...
                                                                                         &  waiting...

& waiting...

& Now I wait no more...Marsha Ambrosius finally dropped her first solo album. The shit is so fucking DOPE. I imagine it as if it were like ear butter the way it just melts away and seeps right into your soul. Ahhhhhhh!!!!! I love her voice. She sustained me musically from way back when she was part of Floetry. So sad to see those two split but life happens & music beckons. So this album had a precursor to it aka a mixtape and from what I see, only one song made the cut. Which is cool you know. Usually artists get lazy with their material and just re-release songs of yesteryear but this is dominantly new material. Right off the top, the song I fell in love with is "chasing clouds". 

Check out the Album if you get a chance. It gets 5 licks out of 5.
I say licks cuz u can only eat the same things but so much right? Well this is beyond edible.


MARSHA AMBROSIUS - "LATE NIGHTS & EARLY MORNINGS"

	Time	Price
	1. Anticipation (Intro)	1:28	$1.29
	2. With You	5:09	$1.29
	3. Late Nights & Early Mornings	3:27	$1.29
	4. Hope She Cheats On You (With A Basketball Player)	4:03	$1.29
	5. Far Away	7:16	$1.29
	6. Lose Myself	5:03	$1.29
	7. Your Hands	3:29	$1.29
	8. I Want You To Stay	3:49	$1.29
	9. Sour Times	3:20	$1.29
	10. Tears	2:57	$1.29
	11. Chasing Clouds	3:45	$1.29
	12. The Break Up Song	3:24	$1.29
	13. Butterflies (Remix)	4:11	$1.29

Popin On Em: crazy dance battle

Tom Kvilhaug. 16stair fall.

Happy Birthday To...

DR. SEUSS
107th Birthday

                 A childhood favorite that instilled a great desire to imagine things that dont make no damn sense but somehow do. Like the U.S. Government. LoL

Today I have a reason to call someone Thing 1 or tell em 2 suck my green eggs & ham. I salute you today Doc.

A part of me, You are.

100 Views!!!

Yay! I reached a notable milestone. Still havent conceived any followers yet but Im working on it.The next milestone would probably be like 1000 views. Keep on loving me people!!! I feel like Moammar Gadhafi.
Or im on that new drug called Moammar Gadhafi.

Thats a Charlie Sheen infused jokey joke.

"Never giving up, Never Surrender"

EMACXILLA Sex Stories: Have You Ever Had to Hide Somewhere In Somebody House 2 Have Sex?

Alright! here we go. the first of many sex stories I am willing to unfold before my audience. It gets real but let me holla at cha. Aite?

    So I went to school with this one tall guy like me named Kash. Me and him was kool and shit & I think the dude kinda adored me since he peeped my girl pulling game. So the story really starts with me on the bus going to see this girl i was dating at the time. This one girl gets on the bus and she is just drop dead gorgeous. At that time, i was a little nervous talking to women still for some reason so i would pick and choose how brave i was going to be. I stared at her from the corner of my eye and i just couldnt take it! She was bout 5'9, caramel complected, big doe eyes, slim and a head full of that long curly hair. To me, she resembled the likes of a beyonce's little sister. I spent the whole time I had on the bus fantasizing about her and I didnt even snap into reality till I got off the bus. But luckily my eye candy also got off. To me that is like a blatant clearing of the clouds with a ray of light shining down kind of opportunity. & I love partaking in opportunities. I get off and I proceed to walk to her and she is walking in the direction I am going (;-P) but then Kash appears and me and him get all buddy buddy real quick.

Kash: hey wassup Emac
Me: Shit...u know.
Kash: Where you headed man?
Me: Bout to go see this girl right quick. Who is this?
Kash: Oh. This is my girlfriend. We are about to go to dance practice. We have a show we are about to do & maybe if your not busy, you should come.
Me: Dancers huh? Yeah man. Ill definitely keep an eye out.

Of course I didnt go but that explained her tight body. Although that meeting was brief, I never forget such a beautiful face. Months later I came across that girl on myspace and used every last game bone in my body to secure her. I figured she was single at the time since her status read "single". So I moved forward like Jerry Stackhouse. She invited me to her crib but more along the lines of unseen conditions. She stayed with her parents and I had to infiltrate not only her vagina, but her crib. Growing up in the hood, I wasnt indifferent to doing mission impossible shit on a daily basis. I believe we called that staying alive in Oakland.

So I get there and I first have to hide out in the darkness of a washing room until her parents shut down for bed & retired to their room. She kindly supplied me with a psp and an ipod to pass the time. I was grateful only because of what I knew I had in store. there is nothing like incoming pussy to keep you motivated. After awhile, like 2 hours, she tells me its all bad unless i can scale this 1 story building using a fence for the neighboring property. I told her I would be in that room before she would. So i immediately transformed into spiderman and jumped and climbed and heaved myself into the warm arena to take on the adversary known as doc octopussy. She was impressed by my skills and I was brushed it off. She left the room and I had to hide in her closet. I heard her smoldering her mom and dad away from her by using the over reassuring technique. Namely asking if they needed anything and expressing her love. they ate it up. She returned and it got a lil awkward. She was still a stranger and here I was stretched out in her bed. I took it upon myself to try something different. To try to seem like I didnt know what i was doing as a means to through her for big loop. I pretended i didnt know how to kiss. I pretended I didnt know how to touch. I was bathing myself in virginal expectations. I took off her panties and commented on them being cool looking. She was laughing it up as I was reeling her in with quite a ruse. Things got heated up and I reached for my Magnum. I grinned a devilish grin. Im not sure if that was the point she realized i had been playing or not but once I strapped up the Emacxilla & begin playin patty cake with her pussy, it was apparent that this was not the craft of a rookie. I had to go easy mostly since i had to account for her door and her parents being on the other side. It was kind of unsettling but at any rate, I was gonna have my fun. But then all of a sudden, her dorr knob begin to shake followed by a knock at the door. I leapfrogged out dat pussy so quick & hid myself in her closet once again. She quickly through sum raggety sleep wear on as she made it up in her mind that she was gonna play as if she was sleep. the following conversation ensued:

Moms: Are you okay? Your door was locked.
Aphrodite: yea. I was sleep.
Mom: (walks in the room and opens the window right by the closets door XD haha) It sure is hot in here.
Aphrodite: I was practincing some dance moves and i guess the heat got trapped in. but it only made me sleepier
Mom: it sure do smell good in here. (oh shit! @ my cologne)
Aphrodite: I didnt show the victorias secret stuff I have? here is some.

...they both exit the room. & a few minutes later she returns, closes the door, retrieves me from my E.T. reenactment scene in which I disguise myself amongst a pile of clothes instead of stuffed animals & I strap another mag on and this time I go to work & you know I did. Also this time held no interruptions. She woke me up hella early as a means for me to freely escape the house unnoticed & right out the front door I went. That was the first time I went through that scenario with her but not the last. Later on, i found out that Kash was still wit her or some shit. It didn't matter to me since I had the pussy whenever I wanted. He found out I was fucking wit her and he got heated. We played it off as if we were simply friends but that only worked for so long. We still stay in touch till this day. Lucky me. "The girl might be yours but the pussy is mine" - Lil Wayne

The tragedy of first position