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"...& then the clouds parted and riding down a stray beam of light in the land of pure darkness twas the one & only, who is braver than a hundred lions, wiser than a thousand goats, a mac in a million times a million...EMAC The Great." That was mentioned by some guy from a crowd when I was born...in my dreams. See...now you've come to understand just why I'm already cooler than you. In any case, I bring upon you the RAGE! & Reign of Great Music, Great Women, Great Art & Great Laughs. May you suffer the inevitable in peace.

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Ndamukong Suh Stomp

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7 Kinds of Sex Every Couple Needs!

 When you’re in a relationship, sometimes the sex can become routine. That is the LAST thing you want! It usually leads to lots of complaining and even cheating. Try to avoid falling into the same sex pattern with your partner and take some of these tips from the 7 Kinds of Sex that Every Couple Needs”! Check below to start the sex that’ll keep your relationship moving!

 

LIGHT-SPEED SEX
A quickie is kind of like an earthquake: It gets your adrenaline rushing, is over in a flash, and leaves you weak in the knees. Besides releasing your pent-up lust, initiating a quickie can be the ultimate compliment to your guy because it shows how deeply you desire him.
In addition, when he’s had a stressful day, a fast and furious romp really takes the edge off. Put simply: “Sometimes guys want to take their time, and sometimes they just want to get their rocks off,” says William Fitzgerald, PhD, a retired sex therapist in San Jose, California. When you can tell he’s in a horny, hasty mood, don’t bother fully undressing — just pull his penis out of the opening in his boxers and push your panties aside. All you need for successful speed sex is lube, says Los Angeles sex therapist Donald Etkes, PhD. “It’s your best friend when you don’t have time to get completely warmed up.”
SHOW-OFF SEX
You may think it would be easier to give a speech in the presence of 500 people than to masturbate in front of your man, but taking that plunge may be worth it — experts say that watching a woman pleasure herself is near the top of most men’s fantasy wish lists. But it’s not just a very personal peep show; it’s a chance to teach him exactly how you like to be manhandled.
Revealing to your guy how you master your own domain is one of the most secretive and intimate things you can do.
COMFORT SEX
Anyone with a pulse would be crazy not to crave a hot-and-spicy sack session. But sometimes all you want is the sexual equivalent of mac and cheese: It may not be exciting, but it makes you feel so good. “People have sex for a lot of different reasons, and one of them is to be soothed and comforted,” says Chicago marital-sex therapist Michael Seiler, PhD. “Making each other feel loved and cared for is the most powerful way to bring the psychological and physical elements of your relationship together.”
WILD-KINGDOM SEX
It’s the raw, primal, grunting kind of sex that wakes the neighbors, scares house pets, and rattles bed frames — the more writhing and bucking, the better.
Any animalistic sex session starts, fittingly, on all fours (aka doggie-style). Grab his hands and wrap them around your waist — a cue that you want him to hold on and thrust — and he’ll answer your call of the wild. Keep your neck down. It’ll help you loosen up all the way down your spine so you can move your tush with gusto.
SURRENDER SEX
Men are conquest-loving creatures, which is why they get so hot when you let them take over. “If he feels like he’s at the top of his game, your surrender is a power trip and a huge turn-on,” says Fitzgerald.
During foreplay, let your legs fall open and hold the headboard or pillows above you so your whole body is exposed to him. Then invite him to slide on top of you. Meet his thrusts halfway by rocking your pelvis upward against his and lifting your legs in the air with your feet spread far apart. This gives him room to maneuver his body and alternate between deep thrusting and short pumping. Then drape your legs over his shoulders so he can grab your ankles and position them where he wants them. “Tell him you want him to make you come,” says Etkes. “It says that you want him running the show because he has the skills to get you there.”
FEMALE-DOMINATION SEX
If he’s been doing all the pouncing and pawing lately, take the reins. But a truly titillating takeover has to be authentic and not staged, so wait until you’re really randy, straddle him, and say, “I’d love to be in charge tonight.” Then gently grab his penis and rub it around your clitoris as if he were your personal sex toy.
Once you slip him in, pin his hands to the bed or tie him to the headboard with scarves or stockings while you grind against his lap in a circular motion. Or try this hot move: Stick your breasts in his face and instruct him to flick your nipples with his tongue — the only part of him that’s free to move. He’ll happily submit to your sexy request.
Another in-command position: girl-on-top 69. Rub your hot spot against his tongue and pivot your hips back and forth in sync with the lip service you’re giving him.

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

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Tosh.0: Reverse Psychology

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Lee Corso F Bomb on College Gameday (w/ apology)

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Super Pastry Cake - Epic Meal Time

LeBron James Says He Would Take Himself in 1 on 1 vs Kobe Bryant

Jhené Aiko's "My Mine"

LIL B - I GOT AIDS (AIDS AWARENESS SONG)

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LeBron James Takes Kid 1 on 1 and Dunks on Him

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Harry Potter Ruined!!

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ITS MY CASTLE AND ILL GUARD IT LIKE A MAAYAAN

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Saturday, July 9, 2011

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - "Heart in Your Heartbreak"

Panic! At The Disco: Ready To Go [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Lil*B* FROM THE PACK SHOOTING 30 CLIP HANDGUN!!

BLACK OPS BREAKFAST COMMENTARY

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Lil B - Bill Bellamy *NEW VIDEO* DOPE!PLUS FUN

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Little Dragon - Wink

Tyga - First Time [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

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The Adventures Of Happy Feet! : Penguin SWAG

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43 -0 ONE MAN ARMY

Drunken Mess - Epic Meal Time

LILY ALLEN - Smile

Lil Wayne Featuring Young Money - Tell Her One

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Young Jeezy - Flexin feat. Fabolous & Yo Gotti (The Real Is Back)

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Suicidal Thoughts - Tyler, The Creator vs Biggie

Billy Sorrells Prank Kall Kings: 9 Piece Nightmare

LeBron's Closet (2011 Finals Edition)

GREY GOOSE® Reunion Commercial [HD]

BIlly Sorrells Life and Times Episode 2: "Clowning" w/ Erykah Badu

Rejected Proposal

JoJo 'In the Dark'

Richard T. Jones - Graduation Speaker - UMUC - 5/14/2011

Cookin' w/ the King (Finals Edition, Game 1)

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THE HOE MANUAL

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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Husler Muzik (AOL Sessions)



u already know, u already know....

I Know (AOL Storytellers)

Nice Guys

Little Bush-Decider (Real Video)

103TV: Memorial Day Weekend Takeover [Day 1]

Reporter makes amazing half court shot

Pharrell Williams Speaks On Gil Scott-Heron

Teena Marie - Square Biz

Shaq Plays Scrabble by His Own Rules - The NBA on ESPN

Lil Boosie So Sexy Boosie

702 I Still Love You

213 - Joystick

DAD DROPS DAUGHTER AT DODGERS GAME

Floyd Mayweather Picks Up $110K At Casino!

Tattoo Time with Mike Tyson

Pop-A-Shot Challenge -- Busboy Ricardo vs. LA Clippers Star Blake Griffin

The New C 63 AMG Coupé Commercial

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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Amerie- Just what I needed to see

Sanity Not Included - Incarcerated Reading

R.I.P Sean Kingston & other things the internet got wrong

84 Egg Sandwich - Epic Meal Time

Amazing waterspout 'tornado' caught on camera off Australia

Top 10 Most Difficult Games Ever

Rick Ross Goes On A $600K Shopping Spree! (New Whip & Black Diamonds Chain)

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Black Dating: LADIES Your men suck cuz you suck

PREHISTORIC LOOKING BIRD RUNS GHOST PRO

Eddie Kendricks - Can I

Patrice Rushen - Remind Me

Biggie Smalls-Get Money

UFC 130: Rampage Jackson Almost 'Squashes Beef' Following UFC 130 Victory

UFC 130's Rampage Jackson on Revenge Fights, His Black Fans + Motorboating

Rihanna - 'Man Down'

Florida Pitcher Gets Knocked Out

Nightwish - Nemo

Don't Smoke

Black Hippy - On Some Other Shit [Video]

"Why Must I Cry" tosh.0 Music Video Green Screen Remix

Michael Jordan - How Quickly They Forget (MJ vs Lebron)

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Fred the Godson - The Godson Chronicles Pt. 2

Drake Shut It Down (Thank Me Later)

Monday, May 30, 2011

Wale featuring Tiara Thomas - The Cloud

females being hypocrites

BBQ Fail

Cyhi Da Prynce - Can't Wait

American Soldier Survives Unexploded Bomb In Abdomen

  


American soldiers found themselves in a gun fight with taliban forces, when a RPG was shot at the American humvee, Hitting soldier Moss in the lower abdomen but not detonating.


“There was definitely a sense of uneasiness. There was an air about them of, you know, maybe something was going to happen,” he said.
The convoy included some two dozen 10th Mountain Division soldiers mounted in five armored Humvees and a handful of Afghan National Army troops riding in a pickup truck. Their mission was to visit a remote village to meet the tribal elders. No roads existed in this no-man’s land and they had to drive through waddis, dry narrow river beds with high, dangerous ground on either side.
Four hours into the drive and just miles from the village, gunfire broke out. They’d been ambushed from above. Twenty-three-year-old Pvt. Channing Moss, the gunner, said it sounded like rattling spoons.
Then came the big guns. Volleys of rocket-propelled grenades rained down. The Afghan National Army pickup exploded. Two of the Afghan soldiers died.
One RPG skidded past Lt. Mariani’s vehicle. All of the vehicles had to quickly get out of the “kill zone.” But before they could get to safety, three rockets hit Pvt. Moss’ Humvee.
Staff Sgt. Eric Wynn, 33, the soldier in the front passenger seat, felt one slice through his face. Moss remembers the truck practically lift up. He was thrown up against the Humvee and then moved to return fire.
“I smelled something smoking and I looked down … and I was smoking,” he said.
View photos of Moss, Wynn and others here.
Wynn turned to tell Moss where to fire and saw the tail fins of the RPG sticking out of Moss’ side.
Roughly the length of a baseball bat, an RPG travels at the speed of a bullet. At the front end is the warhead — a large grenade. The detonator and fuel are contained in the shaft. On the back are its fins, pieces of metal that stick out like legs on a camera tripod. The RPG is the weapon of choice for many of the world’s guerillas.
Luckily for Moss, the company medic Spc. Jared Angell, 23, who the soldiers call “Doc,” was in his Humvee. With Alpha company still under fire, it would have been nearly impossible for Angell to get to Moss in time if he hadn’t been close by.

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